Locked out...

1 a.m in Bali which is 12 noon in Surabaya.. 5th of June, that day was our last night in Bali and everyone seemed to look very sad as if they did not want to return home, including me. We still wanted to spend our time together as we decided to sleep up late chatting and sharing about the activities we did for the past three days.
Well, out of 15 people, only one-third survived from their 'sleepiness', Alim, me, Alfon, H and Diana. After feeling bored with chatting, we then decided to disturb the other who were sleeping tight. Our first target was the one who was sleeping in our room on a three series of chair made stuck together to form a bed. It was Amadeus who was sleeping really tight that he did not even feel that there was a fly on his nose. We, who planned to disturb him, laughed very hard but silently to avoid him from waking up. Alim, as usual, started taking pictures of him as H n Diana decorated Amadeus' face with flowers on his ears. We laughed even harder.... Spontaneously, Alfon came forward and slided toothpaste on his mouth waking Amadeus up from his dream. He stood up and made 5 of us afraid and ran out from the room.
After we went out from room 108, room 126, where Pat and Howie were sleeping, came into our mind as we made our way there as quickly and silently as possible. As soon as we arrived to room 126, we could see that Pat and Howie were sleeping peacefully as if they could not be awaken anymore. We went for Howie first who were sleeping in the sofa, only wearing his underpants covered with blankets. Knowing that howie was half naked, Alfon decided to pull off his blanket. But Howie with his sixth sense directly woke up as if he knew that something unpleasant would happen to him. Next, we strolled to the bed where Pat was sleeping as Alfon directly put toothpaste on his mouth while I put toothpaste on his pillow. Pat surprisingly woke up and saw Alfon with a tooth paste on his hand. Both Howie and Pat were furious that they agreed to lock Alfon out and not letting him to sleep in their room. Alfon ended up sleeping with me, Alim and Amadeus.
5 of us felt guilty and decided to return to our room as we realized that Amadeus had locked our room, leaving 5 of us outside, feeling cold and roomless... Alim and I started banging on the door to wake Amadeus up but it did not work as both of us decided to jump over the back yard to enter from the balcony. It was a really tough climb. As soon as both of us landed in the backyard, we felt excited as if we had accomplished something really difficult. But our jaws dropped down on the ground after knowing that H, Alfon and Diana were already inside the room. Alim and I felt that we have been tricked as all of us started laughing on our deeds. Apart from being foolished, we enjoyed our time though......

TIRED and HELPLESS.....

Dear my lovely, handsome and strong english teacher, Surabaya, 7th June 2009

Hey there Mr :D, long time no see and long time no talk... Uahahha..
And also long time not opening blogs..
However, Mr, as you know that I had just came back from Bali :), feeling extremely tired and helpless that I could not even hold the mouse and type, I need your understanding and permission to postpone the blog posting for this week :D.. Just one day (Until tomorrow).

In addition, I would like to thank you for your understanding and permission of allowing me to extend the due date of my blog posting for this week.. I really appreciate it.. Thank you, Mr.. I will start writing tomorrow..

Yours sincerely,


Joseph Osibisa Tanaya

True or False? Why?

TRUE

OR

FALSE

??

1. For ladies who often and like to make up everywhere and everytime, will likely to have daughters, not son.

2. If pregnant mothers look beautiful, their child will be a girl, if they look worst than before they were pregnant, their child will more likely be a boy.

3. If pregnant mothers have the desire to eat but she doesn't have the inspiration to eat, her child will be a slobber.
(From Diana)

4. Boys who have so called one eyebrow (eyebrows are joined together) easily get offended.

5..... (COMING SOON)...

This entry will be daily or weekly updated...
So do stay with me for more interesting facts and opinions..
Don't forget to write your suggestions..
THX..

Toilet Violence

After enjoying the heat of the sun during the P.E lesson, all of us were wet with perspiration. Some cheeks turned red, and some remained the same. As usual, my clothes including my pants were wet as I made my way to the toilet to change my clothes as well as my underpants. It was only me, alone in the toilet, peaceful. I opened my clothes and wiped my body. Hearing the sound of opening door and realized that it was Alfon, I directly glanced above to assure that he would not climb the toilet bowl to peek on me. As I waited and waited, I heard the sound of him stepping on the toilet bowl. Knowing that he would do his "childish" attitude, I grabbed my wet underpants and waited. As soon as his head appeared, I whacked his face with my underpants as hard as I could.
I missed...
He retreated.
I couldn't believe I missed.
Feeling unsatisfied, I asked him to filmed me from the top, expecting him to climb up again and slapped him for the second time.
He refused, I was filled with lust as I went out with my pants undone and clothes unbuttoned. I walked towards Alfon, slapping him on his face and hitting him on his arm.
SUDDENLY....
A man with a big butt appeared from behind and ran towards me. It was Alim. He grabbed my body tightly as Alfon began to pull down my uniform pants. I knew that they had planned this as I started yelling for help. I heard a footstep from my outside, somebody had come to helped me. As the door opened, Billiem came into view.
"O..O.." I whispered to myself. The wrong guy in the wrong time. He directly ran towards me, smiling and laughing, helping Alim and Alfon raping me. I tried to defend myself, hitting everybody away from me. My pants were off, I was left only with my underpants. They began touching my underpants. They targetted to pull my underpants off.

Summarising up, they succeeded and I was left naked. What a gay the have been..
Billiem and Alfon held my hands aside and Alim videos my vital part...... > <..
Fortunately, Alim forgot to save the video.. Uahahhaahahaha..
As time passed, they had felt bored seeing my vital part as they exit the toilet laughing out loud.

Howie's Quotation of the Year

"If there were three girls and only a
man, which
is ME, in this whole wide world, I will marry three of
them..!!!"

Declared Howie confidentally during the A Maths class.

My Latest Post

Since it is already late at night and I have to wake up very early in the morning for the Pakerin trip, I will have to sleep earlier....
But, this blog thingy is still stuck in my mind unabling me to close my eyes and get my dream started..
Now, to ease this thought that keeps pressuring my mind, I have decided to pour and write everything down of what I have in my mind right now..

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Since it is already more than 200 words, I think I better stop and end this blog here..
I'm too tired..
My eyes are quarter closed..
Head seems to be very heavy..
Hands are shaking...
I need to sleep..
Hoamm..

Novelties You Should Try Before You Die

Who had ever thought that watching in cinema is sick and boring..??

Well I do...

Sitting straight in a tight chair for hours makes my back hurt...

This was the reason why I did not really like to watch movie in a cinema..

Anyway, I had just returned from my 3 days holiday in Jakarta and I found something really interesting that I think I would like to share it with all of you.. ^o^

From my observation, the number of customers of Studio 21, Cineplex, etc, have decreased dramatically since early 2009 (I think) thanks to Mr "X", owner of the largest cinema, Blitz Megaplex, who had these super duper, hyper, mega, ultra unique and creative ideas of turning the chairs into reversible, soft chairs and beds. This guy has creativity and he has the courage to try different things, and he deserves his success.

At first, when my aunty asked me to follow her to watch a movie, I was not in the mood.. She explained that the cinema is not like the other cinema.. I was confused at first but still I followed her. As I entered the studio, my jaws dropped down, there were no chairs but beds. I jumped up and down with pleasure.. :D

As the movie began, the broad smile was still stuck in my face.. I was too excited, let alone I did not have to share the bed with anybody else :D. I was served like a king. The service is fast and satisfying.. Feels like I was watching in our own bed..

The next day, we went out to watch movie again but different movie and different seats. This time was a reversible chair. What I mean is not reversible in terms of moving forward and backward but the back of the chair can be pushed down to almost 180 degrees. Cool, huh..?!

A bit of info, the studio with beds is called the Blitz Velvet class while the studio with reversible chairs is called the Blitz Satin class and it costs Rp 250,000 per bed and Rp 100,000 respectively.

Enough with these informations, I suggest to you guys to try these two unique "inventions".. I think that these two are the things that all of you should try before you die...


PS: For couples, I think it's better to try the Satin Class instead of the Velvet Class... o:)